Kopnellpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful chicken.

Kopnellpit created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopnellpit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kopnellpit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kopnellpit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kopnellpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kopnellpit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Kopnellpit in the centre of the settlement.