Wotdumarf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing otter.

Wotdumarf created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Wotdumarf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wotdumarf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wotdumarf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wotdumarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.