Lundadlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless dryad.

Lundadlist created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lundadlist, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lundadlist, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lundadlist's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lundadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.