Yamcudvid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying jackal.

Yamcudvid created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamcudvid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yamcudvid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yamcudvid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yamcudvid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yamcudvid first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamcudvid.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.