Rullegton is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witty wren.

Rullegton created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullegton, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullegton, he will manifest in front of you.

Rullegton's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rullegton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. You must pray to Rullegton eight times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullegton.