Bassdissnuttip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent frog.

Bassdissnuttip created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassdissnuttip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bassdissnuttip, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bassdissnuttip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bassdissnuttip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. You must love Bassdissnuttip.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bassdissnuttip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Fast once a month.