Minjopsid Nuttdussjap Zigbomnad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented pig.

Minjopsid Nuttdussjap Zigbomnad created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Minjopsid Nuttdussjap Zigbomnad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Minjopsid Nuttdussjap Zigbomnad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Minjopsid Nuttdussjap Zigbomnad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Minjopsid Nuttdussjap Zigbomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Minjopsid Nuttdussjap Zigbomnad loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.