Bitbisstarp is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bee.

Bitbisstarp created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbisstarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bitbisstarp, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bitbisstarp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bitbisstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing indigo tights.