Vidratgup is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, charitable camel.

Vidratgup created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidratgup, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidratgup, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vidratgup's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vidratgup's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vidratgup.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing magenta boots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about moons.