Teensadnatquaftongofgil
is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, omnipotent
turtle
.
Teensadnatquaftongofgil
created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Teensadnatquaftongofgil
, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Teensadnatquaftongofgil
, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Teensadnatquaftongofgil's
most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Teensadnatquaftongofgil's Holy Commandments
1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Hide if six snails approach from the south.
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