Janjarncebfarngidpondodfud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ruthless yak.

Janjarncebfarngidpondodfud created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Janjarncebfarngidpondodfud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Janjarncebfarngidpondodfud, he will curse you with boils.

Janjarncebfarngidpondodfud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Janjarncebfarngidpondodfud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Janjarncebfarngidpondodfud's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.