Fadsabflam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud tortoise.

Fadsabflam created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadsabflam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fadsabflam, she will turn you into a worm.

Fadsabflam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fadsabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. You must love Fadsabflam.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never wear green ear rings.