Cimfebspagwodrularnhat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive cat.

Cimfebspagwodrularnhat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimfebspagwodrularnhat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cimfebspagwodrularnhat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cimfebspagwodrularnhat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cimfebspagwodrularnhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

5. Never talk about fire.