Safmontarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured wombat.

Safmontarg created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Safmontarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Safmontarg, it will send you a sign.

Safmontarg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Safmontarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Safmontarg.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Hide if eight rats approach from the west.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Safmontarg on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.