Migvigquam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow fly.

Migvigquam created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Migvigquam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Migvigquam, he will strike you with lightening.

Migvigquam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Migvigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about dark energy near swans while wearing indigo boots and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.