Logbestdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient skunk.

Logbestdob created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbestdob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Logbestdob, it will send minions to preach to you.

Logbestdob's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Logbestdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never mention goats.