Gigweeken is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate duck.

Gigweeken created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigweeken, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gigweeken, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gigweeken's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gigweeken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never wear cyan coats.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not sing in public.