Donruttin Nurlquillbitloopominnell Cubpitrutlunpog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented giraffe.

Donruttin Nurlquillbitloopominnell Cubpitrutlunpog created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donruttin Nurlquillbitloopominnell Cubpitrutlunpog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Donruttin Nurlquillbitloopominnell Cubpitrutlunpog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Donruttin Nurlquillbitloopominnell Cubpitrutlunpog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Donruttin Nurlquillbitloopominnell Cubpitrutlunpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Donruttin Nurlquillbitloopominnell Cubpitrutlunpog loves dolphins, so they must be respected.