Kamdavciss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental skunk.

Kamdavciss created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamdavciss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamdavciss, it will be very unhappy.

Kamdavciss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kamdavciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about spacetime near ants while wearing red shorts and balancing seven tin spheres on your back.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.