Cibquamhom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cibquamhom created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibquamhom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibquamhom, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cibquamhom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cibquamhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never look in ponds.