Stiklamfem is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying hummingbird.

Stiklamfem created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stiklamfem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stiklamfem, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Stiklamfem's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Stiklamfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing blue scarves and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

2. Never feed lemons to cats while wearing black shorts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about planets.