Ganvolquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid capybara.

Ganvolquill created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganvolquill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ganvolquill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ganvolquill's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ganvolquill's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganvolquill.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear orange coats.