Armflammon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering butterfly.

Armflammon created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armflammon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Armflammon, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Armflammon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Armflammon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Armflammon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing brown corsets.

3. Always obey Armflammon's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Armflammon.

5. Do not eat garlic.