Targofven is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humane raccoon.

Targofven created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targofven, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Targofven, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Targofven's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Targofven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Put Targofven first in all things.