Bitbotgil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful walrus.

Bitbotgil created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bitbotgil, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bitbotgil, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bitbotgil's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bitbotgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Learn six new languages a year.