Nelfatsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish faun.

Nelfatsaw created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfatsaw, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nelfatsaw, she will turn you into a rat.

Nelfatsaw's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nelfatsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Always wear violet.