Safflamdimbossgomlun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical dragon.

Safflamdimbossgomlun created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safflamdimbossgomlun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Safflamdimbossgomlun, she will destroy your home solar system.

Safflamdimbossgomlun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Safflamdimbossgomlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing indigo dresses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.