Poplakvon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive parrot.

Poplakvon created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Poplakvon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Poplakvon, it will torture you forever.

Poplakvon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Poplakvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Worship no other gods but Poplakvon.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Poplakvon loves birds, so they must be respected.