Fobzannil is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong crocodile.

Fobzannil created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobzannil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobzannil, he will cry a lot.

Fobzannil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fobzannil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.