Padfungig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able hamster.

Padfungig created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Padfungig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Padfungig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Padfungig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Padfungig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Always obey Padfungig's priests.

4. Do not take Padfungig's name in vain.

5. Never wear dresses.