Wiphubkabliparfbarngod Cadtadhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured warg.

Wiphubkabliparfbarngod Cadtadhiv created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wiphubkabliparfbarngod Cadtadhiv, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiphubkabliparfbarngod Cadtadhiv, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wiphubkabliparfbarngod Cadtadhiv's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wiphubkabliparfbarngod Cadtadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Wiphubkabliparfbarngod Cadtadhiv must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about dark energy near dolphins while wearing red skirts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your arms.