Hatmifripvagomt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous donkey.

Hatmifripvagomt created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatmifripvagomt, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hatmifripvagomt, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hatmifripvagomt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hatmifripvagomt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hatmifripvagomt.