Nantanmob is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable manatee.

Nantanmob created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantanmob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nantanmob, he will turn you into a rock.

Nantanmob's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nantanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Nantanmob.

5. You must pray to Nantanmob five times a day.