Lincedmilfotdagvabhun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, passionate spider.

Lincedmilfotdagvabhun created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lincedmilfotdagvabhun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lincedmilfotdagvabhun, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lincedmilfotdagvabhun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lincedmilfotdagvabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Lincedmilfotdagvabhun loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Hide if five pigs approach from the north.