Mabvilfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage newt.

Mabvilfarn created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvilfarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mabvilfarn, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mabvilfarn's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mabvilfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Mabvilfarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed peas to dogs while wearing shoes.