Mumcubcimlun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless dragon.

Mumcubcimlun created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mumcubcimlun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumcubcimlun, she will not care.

Mumcubcimlun's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mumcubcimlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not keep four monkeys in a large pit.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Mumcubcimlun on top of all buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.