Nellyimdisscitwodjipweghiv Fligbepven is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful scorpion.

Nellyimdisscitwodjipweghiv Fligbepven created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellyimdisscitwodjipweghiv Fligbepven, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nellyimdisscitwodjipweghiv Fligbepven, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nellyimdisscitwodjipweghiv Fligbepven's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nellyimdisscitwodjipweghiv Fligbepven's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of horses.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if seven mice approach from the south.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear purple rings.