Gebyarvig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong slug.

Gebyarvig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyarvig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebyarvig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gebyarvig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gebyarvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Gebyarvig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your arms indigo.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.