Bidpin Kiklipbaf Wotwabhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic sheep.

Bidpin Kiklipbaf Wotwabhen created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidpin Kiklipbaf Wotwabhen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bidpin Kiklipbaf Wotwabhen, she will not care.

Bidpin Kiklipbaf Wotwabhen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bidpin Kiklipbaf Wotwabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.