Gettikflig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, egotistical mink.

Gettikflig created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gettikflig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gettikflig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gettikflig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gettikflig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gettikflig.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away from yellow snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Gettikflig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.