Ingkenvad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane tortoise.

Ingkenvad created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingkenvad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ingkenvad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ingkenvad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ingkenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Ingkenvad loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Ingkenvad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Ingkenvad three times a day.