Dutstragjan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking goat.

Dutstragjan created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Dutstragjan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dutstragjan, he will turn you into a rock.

Dutstragjan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dutstragjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dutstragjan.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.