Dutstragjan is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking
goat.
Dutstragjan created the solar system four years ago.
If you believe in
Dutstragjan, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dutstragjan, he will turn you into a rock.
Dutstragjan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Dutstragjan's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Dutstragjan.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.