Bunwonfit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty bee.

Bunwonfit created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunwonfit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bunwonfit, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bunwonfit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bunwonfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Always help turtles in need.