Sandisstapkar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unthinking mink.

Sandisstapkar created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandisstapkar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sandisstapkar, she will turn you into a worm.

Sandisstapkar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sandisstapkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat green fruit.