Mifwigcit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet raccoon.

Mifwigcit created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifwigcit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifwigcit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifwigcit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mifwigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never wear coats.