Ruttcisswee is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, astonishing raven.

Ruttcisswee created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcisswee, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ruttcisswee, it will think nothing of it.

Ruttcisswee's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ruttcisswee's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Ruttcisswee in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Retreat if nine bats approach from the west.

5. Do not shave your back.