Yattyarpyarpgamvin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy mole.

Yattyarpyarpgamvin created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattyarpyarpgamvin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yattyarpyarpgamvin, she will cry a lot.

Yattyarpyarpgamvin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yattyarpyarpgamvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yattyarpyarpgamvin.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never wear scarves.
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