Pigrot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, competent hamster.

Pigrot created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pigrot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pigrot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pigrot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Pigrot on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about nebulae.