Sterkapxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing wasp.

Sterkapxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterkapxuck, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sterkapxuck, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sterkapxuck's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sterkapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Sterkapxuck in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. You must love Sterkapxuck.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never bounce in holy places.