Bonkgovflab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless goose.

Bonkgovflab created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgovflab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonkgovflab, he will cry a lot.

Bonkgovflab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bonkgovflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bonkgovflab on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.